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60 Reasons Why Web Hosts Suck
With our combined experience in recent years have seen the best and worst web hosting companies. It is a heart light but rather tired list of reasons web hosts SUCK!
1. Implement customer service and waiting on hold for 40 minutes and the hold music is Marilyn Manson!
2. You ask for RoR (Ruby on Rails) and technology in the phone ensures you can provide that and yells "RWAAAAR"
3. your hosting company just bought out by a hosting company just transferred out.
4. They claim to be a member of the BBB, but later found out their BBB Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (quality fetish suppliers).
5. You call technical support and a gentleman with an Indian accent said, "Lord is the computer plugged in? ".. and you are a woman
6. Subscribe to the privacy of domain and then do a WHOIS and see your credit card information and the number of SS. "They said I would have the privacy of title" Miss believe that piracy requested domain ".. and you're a man.
7. You ask if the technology has a cough and says yes. Later, discovering that meant totally offensive odors and their site has been suspended unexpectedly, you do not have to stand on the leg and the response of the technology is "Oh, telecom operators!"
8. The same technology he said he has backup your call before the purchase is to be a wannabee singer and "backups" are its 12 years of twin sisters that "doowup" when he dances a step in the bathroom.
9. He is asked how big your file size limit is and he responds "That's a bit personal .. but I can tell you is that leave the ladies smiling."
10. The same technology (call it as Hubert there is not a whole theme going here) answered yes to questions about the shared server offerings. We later discovered that Hubert is a very generous and kind and generous "shares" in the server space, allocation of bandwidth and resources with all hosting customers on the same server you ... along with your information personal email address!
11. Hubert When you ask how long have you been in business for 15 years its response ensures that you are a business reliable and robust. When the phone in this challenge as its Whois 2006 says that the answers "Ohhhh I thought we were talking Dog Years!"
12. When the server goes down just before a major marketing campaign goes out.
13. Implement support for a question and can not find your representative account because somehow deleted OOPS!
14. Your host asks you to verify your account, repeating his password over the phone. Every time you say, heard a chuckle and say "I'm sorry sir can please repeat that?" Your password is $ IamTheBe TLOV
15. Your hosting provider has automated web support. After 23 minutes of entering your SS number in the last 6 digits of your credit card and your domain name (37 characters) finally talk to a real person who requests the same information AGAIN!
16. After canceling your hosting account is constantly getting billed but now for 2 dedicated servers instead of the $ 100 a year to get the bill.
17. After 36 hours working on designing new websites and meticulously put each image in its place to find out that your server crashed and no backup. NOOOOOOO!
18. Getting agreement on its first year and then having to renew at a higher price.
19. You have never been online before and you decide to purchase a hosting account and setup an account e-mail through them. At 20 minutes and you !!!!! spam
20. Your host power failure experiences and have no generators Emergency!
21. When you call your hosting company and ask why the servers went down. They respond with "No no. Should be a matter propagation or something with your Internet provider "
22. You call support because your site is down and say, "We're going through an update ". That works once, but when it happens sporadically every week for half the day and still say" is an update to help serve best to you "SUUUUCKS!!
23. Your hosting company has a problem with spam and the filter is so high that it is being achieved through e mail but when you're in a meeting and check their email all there is in your inbox from spam porn and everyone looks at you as if you were a psychopath.
24. Each time you go to their website is below, but when people go to him, it's great. Sometimes you will sit your friend down on his team and yours and the conference phone together to see if it comes out and does it for him, but not for you. You decide to go home and he to his and see if it is just your home computer, but where you go to your website will not be displayed. SUCKYVOODOONESS!
25. You call your web host support team because something is wrong with your site and you say a widget 2.0 Socket 5 storm cloud reached its data center and that's why a page may be erased. Suckfest IDIOT!
26. After many attempts to be patient with your web hosting customer's technical inability to solve any problems that are frustrated and a little annoyed. Later the same day that the following things are bad with your site.
• The site is not unexpected real estate selling real estate more. You are now selling liquor stores.
• You just put a very professional photo of himself in place and the next thing you know that someone bought his picture picture a mustache, a black eye and missing teeth.
27. When you purchased your website and domain name through a sales representative in your hosting company of the first hosting company used the name of the CEO to register your domain name. Now he wants to go, but your own domain name. TRICKY WEB Hosty!
28. You bought a hosting account through a template of the host agency, as it has no knowledge of HTML and backend administration area is cool. After buy this you learn that your templates do not support!
29. You're talking to Timmy's good salesman more than a hosting company and he promises 4 add-on, managing the forum, ad management, email marketing free and 200 Google AdWords credit. After registering for your account 5 years principal of the observed large donations are not included in the package. You call back to Timmy, but nobody knows who is Timmy and "Timmy" it has not worked for them EVER!
30. You do not have log files!
31. Log files are not accurate.
32. You created a website in lead generation for people to fill out forms for products / servers / newsletters, and in return you get the email addresses. Someone decide to give your site a virus and take charge of your mailing list and web hosting provider can not do anything about it.
33. Its built in the traffic statistics work.
34. Its construction in the traffic statistics are always off.
35. You purchase a hosting account with lots of great extras, but when you need to do the little things that are nickel and Dimed until it broke.
36. Your hosting company charges you to park domains.
37. You purchase a hosting account with plenty of space but can not support multiple sites on it.
38. The only way that can support multiple sites your account through your. htaccess but no freaking idea how to do it and your machine does not support that. GREAT good work that's awesome!
39. Really accommodation loves his company, because it is a name of any smaller company, but the service is excellent. To inform all of your 5 friends to join and they do and their servers are overloaded.
40. You join a web host by doing a search on Google and after registration call their support line, but find that is a foreign hosting company in Germany and everything technical support to speak German.
41. Register with your web hosting provider, but only get 1 MySQL database.
42. Your web hosting company is responsible for sending the notification on the expiry of domain names, but never get yours. Your domain expires.
43. A cyber squatter took your domain name and held hostage. You will discover that is the type of hosting companies version of the previous support team shouted and called a stupid idiot.
44. You use a free web hosting service, but they put ads in all page.
45. Your hosting company has backup servers but are in the same geographical location so that when the power goes off original server go down and get back up.
46. Your hosting company can automate its billing and invoices and all handmade. Unfortunately, the type of accounts was recently paralyzed in a freak accident and server types by blowing through a straw.
47. Your web host is "down" for periods of 24 hours at a time.
48. Your user control panel has 2 options. On and Off!
49. You need redirection for your site and ASP when you call to make sure you can support the sales-Guy happily announces she can, but when it comes time to put into practice the only advice I can give is to hit in forums where it is discovered that you only have to edit a couple files. files that are not compatible.
50. SSH offers shared server your site is constantly PROPERTY 12 years of age by hackers.
51. Announced domains for less than $ 2, but when it completes the purchase of office, say $ 98?
52. You ask for support and they advise you extra support costs!
53. You request a change to CPanel and to intensify their request to a system administrator!
54. They do not tell the truth. They say a lot of services to host with them, knowing that no offer. Like the bandwidth, they will pretend to give X amount of bandwidth, then discover they have a ceiling for daily use and when the lid is multiplied daily x 30 or 31, is about 1 / 2 the size of the bandwidth seeking to provide a monthly basis.
55. cancel - They say you can cancel at any time during the contract, but it can not always get a reimbursement (you have to write a letter in his own blood to prove you are who you say you then send it to his office in Nome, Alaska, who reads e-mail only once a year during the famous dog sled race). Of course, when you complain about these points, say their CS, which details all the Name and dog sled equipment, although no mention of writing the letter in his own blood (the person on the phone just made it become fun).
56. When immediately after signing with them, offer this great deal more space / bandwidth / whatever ... but you can not get because you are already a customer.
57. Everything is an additional charge, and you feel that you are getting Nickle / Dimed to death.
58. You get treated like you just won the "Idiot of the Year. (Though you deserve this award, being treated in this manner is not pleasant.)
59. They want help but can not speak English .... geekspeak only. And they refuse to repeat or explain.
60. They do not have a community forum!
About the Author
Amy Armitage is the head of Business Development for Lunarpages. Lunarpages provides quality web hosting services from their US-based hosting facility. They offer a wide-range of services from dedicated server hosting and managed solutions to shared and reseller hosting plans.
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